Useless Mutant Powers

These are not all totally useless, but their range of applicability is quite small.

• The ability to communicate with corn
• Knowing, just by touching someone, what color their eyes are
• The power to control guppies with one's mind
• Necrokinesis--move objects at a distance, but only dead bodies
• Able to change the color of one's urine at will
• The touch of one's hand causes hiccups to stop
• Can control any fire made of burning ebony
• Can fold perfect paper cranes every time

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