Ah, City Life
1: To Miss Standing Outside In 25° Weather With Visible Belly Piercing: You can make disgusted faces and mutter how gross I am all you like, but I assure you I'm over the age of consent and therefore permitted to have any relationship I like with any other consenting adult I like, and even give him a hug-and-peck goodbye on the street corner.
2: That being said, he's my father, you stupid little bitch. Perhaps the fact that he called me "Kiddo" should have been a damn hint. I realize that you view whichever parent you're sponging off of as primarily a source of money to buy ringtones for your cell, but I actually like my folks. And eat something, and put on a sweater for God's sake, you make me cold just looking at you.
3: To Guy Walking Down The Street Clutching His Balls: If your pants are loose and low enough that you cannot walk without holding them up, it's time to reconsider your fashion choices. Trust me, no one thinks that's attractive.